Pete Wentz teaching his son to laugh at the homeless

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breaking news: my socks match my shirt

Bill Maher walks up to a small house in rural Wisconsin followed by a full film crew

• Bill Maher: *knocks on door*
• Homeowner: Hello?
• Bill Maher (let's just refer to him as BM from now on): Hey I was in the neighborhood and noticed you have a Jesus Fish bumbersticker on your truck.
• Homeowner: Oh well it used to be my grandmother's truck but she gave it to us before she died.
• BM: So you're not Christian?
• Homeowner: Well, we are. Listen what is this about I was just having dinner with my family.
• BM: I'm just going to let myself--
• Homeowner: Wait what are you--
• BM: in your house real quick here.
• Homeowner: Please leave my house I didn't invite you ins--
• BM: Wow I notice you have a bible on your bookshelf. Did you know it's all HORSESHIT!
• Homeowner: I'm calling the police!
• BM: *walks over to dining room table, picks up potroast and throws it at the ceiling*
• Children: *scream*
• BM: *looks into one of the kids' eyes* There is no god.

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mypassionformarcel:

Marcel Castenmiller // by David Armstrong

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mamielau:

Sen With Eriko Nakao for AMBUSH new collection “HOLY MOUNTAIN “

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oliveryeh:

“Ok aspiring fiction writers, if you’ve ever wondered how to write a successful novel, the secret is here: kill off your characters. Of the handful of books that won the prestigious Man Booker Prize in 2011, all 13 novels had the common theme of putting to death main characters…” Read more…

Death, love, betrayal, corruption, and war seem to be the big ones. What else is new? |D

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Ronald Wimberly

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